Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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