i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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