I got chris browned last night
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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