No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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