Dual....:-)
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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