Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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