I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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