At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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