No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
