This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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