Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Shame - the story of my life.
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