she was so not down for the gang bang
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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