THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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