Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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