were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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