how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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