Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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