Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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