sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
