$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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