evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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