my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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