Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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