One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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