I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Randomize
