It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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