Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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