his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Drunk is a universal language darling
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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