I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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