Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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