are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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