Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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