You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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