would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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