People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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