It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So. Much. Porn.
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