Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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