There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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