I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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