This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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