What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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