this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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