Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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