He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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