How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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