So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
and she was petting her beer can
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
