About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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