he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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