Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Less talking, more tequila
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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