If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Randomize
