Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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