I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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