Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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