If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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