I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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