Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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